Front Row, Every Argument

Is it just me, or does the sight of a screaming kid in an aeroplane seat immediately make you read the last word of this slogan with its alternative pronunciation and meaning?

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Because whenever I get on a plane, I seem to be in the front row for every argument.

In fact I suspect that these families specifically board my flights just to have these fights.

Our language is way too subtle for this copywriter…